I AM PENNWALRUS

Now may be the time to believe in the Indians

gotribe:

I believe the AL Central is more interesting than expected.

I believe the Tigers’ bullpen is making it more interesting than expected.

I believe the next two days, when the Indians face the Tigers’ Max Scherzer and Justin Verlander in succession, will tell us quite a bit about the current state of both clubs.

I believe we’ll probably read too much into the results.

I believe it’s also kind of fun to read too much into the results.

I believe that it’s the eighth week of a six-month baseball season, so my beliefs are very much subject to change.

I believe that, in Cleveland especially, some part of you is always waiting for the catch, the drawback, the booby trap.

But I believe that it’s hard to watch a team win 18 of 22, sometimes in the wildest of ways, and not believe.

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We’ve only got a week to go before the new season.  Here’s something to get you through that time!

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I can’t wait to release this track on Sunday.  Can’t wait for the new Arrested Development to come out.

beavercop:

melleigh:

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

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Nice Shoes Wanna F*ck? NOW WITH VIDEO!!!

mitchclem:

This comic’s a little old, but Amanda’s been reading Buzzfeed a lot lately, so it seems especially relevant now.

Nobody will remember the 90s

My new sounds.   Go get laid.  

featuring: 
INST:
Calvin Harris feat. Ellie Goulding - I Need Your Love

ACA:

Marvin Gaye - Lets Get It On
Pitbull - Give Me Everything
Ludacris - One More Drink ft. T-Pain
Enrique Iglesias (feat Ludacris) - Tonight (I’m Fucking You)

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likebombsovercapitals:

https://soundcloud.com/pennwallace/kelseysdaydream

Florence + The Machine - Cosmic Love
The Temptations - Just My Imagination
Metro Station - Kelsey

<3

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3 Days in Cleveland: A Chicagoan’s Guide to Beer Drinking in the ‘Mistake By The Lake’

Always love to see Cleveland getting love from people from bigger cities.  

My new sounds.  


Rameses B - I Need You (feat. Charlotte Haining)
Zedd - Spectrum ft Matthew Koma
Afrojack Feat. Eva Simons - Take Over Control
Three Six Mafia - Stay Fly

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garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

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Best Xmas present ever thanks krotch. Haha chase Greg and tony got cute animal posters I get pop music boys. Lolol

Wow. This is my new favorite thing on the internet

lol

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